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Slice and Dice
Slice and Dice deals 4 damage to each creature.
Cycling {2}{R} ({2}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle Slice and Dice, you may have it deal 1 damage to each creature.
Krosan Tusker
Cycling {2}{G} ({2}{G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle Krosan Tusker, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle. (Do this before you draw.)
Krosan Warchief
Beast spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
{1}{G}: Regenerate target Beast.
It turns prey into predator.
Dimir Guildmage
({U/B} can be paid with either {U} or {B}.)
{3}{U}: Target player draws a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
{3}{B}: Target player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
Electrolyze
Electrolyze deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
Draw a card.
Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind
Flying
Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind deals 1 damage to any target.
{T}: Draw a card.
Azorius Guildmage
{2}{W}: Tap target creature.
{2}{U}: Counter target activated ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
Coiling Oracle
When Coiling Oracle enters the battlefield, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put that card into your hand.
Snaking remnants of nature directed by a body of thought and progress, the oracles embody all that is Simic.
Rakdos Guildmage
({B/R} can be paid with either {B} or {R}.)
{3}{B}, Discard a card: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
{3}{R}: Create a 2/1 red Goblin creature token with haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Life // Death
All lands you control become 1/1 creatures until end of turn. They're still lands.
Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. You lose life equal to its mana value.
Ant Queen
{1}{G}: Create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
"Kill the queen first, or we'll be fighting her drones forever. It is not in a queen's nature to have enough servants."
—Borzard, exterminator captain
Vampire Nocturnus
Play with the top card of your library revealed.
As long as the top card of your library is black, Vampire Nocturnus and other Vampire creatures you control get +2/+1 and have flying.
"Your life will set with the sun."
Forked Lightning
Forked Lightning deals 4 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three target creatures.
Kongming, "Sleeping Dragon"
Other creatures you control get +1/+1.
"Such a lord as this-all virtues' height-Had never been, nor ever was again."
Hypnotic Specter
Flying
Whenever Hypnotic Specter deals damage to an opponent, that player discards a card at random.
"There was no trace
Of aught on that illumined face . . . ."
—Samuel Taylor Coleridge, "Phantom"
Icy Manipulator
{1}, {T}: Tap target artifact, creature, or land.
In fire there is the spark of chaos and destruction, the seed of life. In ice there is perfect tranquility, perfect order, and the silence of death.
Juggernaut
Juggernaut attacks each combat if able.
Juggernaut can't be blocked by Walls.
We had taken refuge in a small cave, thinking the entrance was too narrow for it to follow. To our horror, its gigantic head smashed into the mountainside, ripping itself a new entrance.
Mortify
Destroy target creature or enchantment.
Wrath of God
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Aisling Leprechaun
Whenever Aisling Leprechaun blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, that creature becomes green. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)
Headless Horseman
". . . The ghost rides forth to the scene of battle in nightly quest of his head . . . he sometimes passes along the Hollow, like a midnight blast . . ." —Washington Irving, *The Legend of Sleepy Hollow*
Soltari Priest
Protection from red
Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow.)
"In Rath," the priest said, "there is even greater need for prayer."
Whirling Dervish
Protection from black
At the beginning of each end step, if Whirling Dervish dealt damage to an opponent this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Amid this whirling hurricane of blades, there is no calm eye in which the hapless can find shelter.
Psionic Blast
Psionic Blast deals 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you.
Recollect
Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Cruel Edict
Target opponent sacrifices a creature.
Isochron Scepter
Imprint — When Isochron Scepter enters the battlefield, you may exile an instant card with mana value 2 or less from your hand.
{2}, {T}: You may copy the exiled card. If you do, you may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
Mad Auntie
Other Goblin creatures you control get +1/+1.
{T}: Regenerate another target Goblin.
One part cunning, one part wise, and many, many parts demented.
Living Wish
You may reveal a creature or land card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand. Exile Living Wish.
Mind's Desire
Shuffle your library. Then exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)
Orim's Chant
Kicker {W} (You may pay an additional {W} as you cast this spell.)
Target player can't cast spells this turn. If this spell was kicked, creatures can't attack this turn.
Demonic Tutor
Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Tidings
Draw four cards.
Duress
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
"We decide who is worthy of our works."
—Gix, Yawgmoth praetor
Yawgmoth's Will
Until end of turn, you may play lands and cast spells from your graveyard.
If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere this turn, exile that card instead.
Zodiac Rooster
Plainswalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Plains.)
Zodiac Monkey
Forestwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)
". . . By six offensives from the hills of Qi Kongming sought to change Han's destiny. . . ."
Zodiac Rabbit
Forestwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)
". . . The world's affairs rush on, an endless stream; / A sky-told fate, infinite in reach, dooms all. . . ."
Zodiac Tiger
Forestwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)
". . . Three kings no more-Chenliu, Guiming, Anle. / The fiefs and posts must now be filled anew. . . ."
Zodiac Horse
Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island.)
". . . 'First take Jingzhou, next the Riverlands; / On that rich region, base your own royal stand.' . . ."
Zodiac Ox
Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)
". . . Cao's abdication changed the face of all; / No mighty battles marked the Southland's fall. . . ."
Zodiac Rat
Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)
" . . . Cao Pi, Cao Rui, Fang, Mao, and briefly, Huan- / The Sima took the empire in their turn. . . ."
Zodiac Snake
Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)
"Thrice Xuande's ardent quest led to Nanyang, / Where Sleeping Dragon unveiled Han's partition: . . ."
Zodiac Goat
Mountainwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)
". . . Near death in Baidi, having reigned three years, / Bei sadly placed his son in Kongming's care. . . ."
Zodiac Pig
Swampwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)
". . . Zhong Hui and Deng Ai next led armies west: / And to the Cao, Han's hills and streams now passed. . . ."
Zodiac Dog
Mountainwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)
". . . Jiang Wei alone still strove with might and main: / Nine times more he fought the north-in vain. . . ."
Pendelhaven
{T}: Add {G}.
{T}: Target 1/1 creature gets +1/+2 until end of turn.
The limbs of Pendelhaven extend as far as the meek roam, and reach as high as they strive.
Harmonize
Draw three cards.
