Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, exile an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard. Then copy each card exiled with Arcane Bombardment. You may cast any number of the copies without paying their mana costs.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.

Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Call In a Professional deals 3 damage to any target. (Shield counters don't prevent this damage as they're removed.)

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1.

Trample, haste

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, double Devilish Valet's power until end of turn.

When Exhibition Magician enters the battlefield, choose one —

• Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

• Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

{T}: Add {R}. Put a stash counter on Glittering Stockpile.

{T}, Sacrifice Glittering Stockpile: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of stash counters on Glittering Stockpile.

First strike

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

{T}, Sacrifice Goldhound: Add one mana of any color.

Trample

Whenever Hoard Hauler deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token for each artifact they control.

Crew 3

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.

Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control. It gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only as a sorcery.

Blitz {1}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Casualty 2 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 2 or greater. When you do, copy this spell and you may choose a new target for the copy.)

Light 'Em Up deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Whenever Mayhem Patrol attacks, target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Blitz {1}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Whenever Plasma Jockey attacks, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn.

Blitz {2}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Menace

Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.

Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Whenever Pugnacious Pugilist attacks, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

Blitz {3}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

{1}, {T}: Pyre-Sledge Arsonist deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of permanents you've sacrificed this turn.

Choose one —

• Ready to Rumble deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

• Destroy target artifact.

{1}{B/G}: Riveteers Initiate gains deathtouch until end of turn.

When Riveteers Requisitioner dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Blitz {2}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Casualty 1 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 1 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.)

Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, that creature attacks during its controller's next combat phase if able.

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature has menace and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token." (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures. The token is an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.

Strangle deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Destroy all artifacts, then Structural Assault deals damage to each creature equal to the number of artifacts that were put into graveyards from the battlefield this turn.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a blue permanent.

This spell can't be countered.

Torch Breath deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker.

When Unlucky Witness dies, exile the top two cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play one of those cards.

Haste

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, the next time they would draw a card this turn, instead they exile the top card of their library. They may play it this turn.

Hideaway 5 (When this enchantment enters the battlefield, look at the top five cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Whenever you cast a multicolored spell, create a Treasure token. Then you may pay {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. If you do, you may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Witty Roastmaster deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Reach, trample

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Attended Socialite gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Lands you control have "{T}: Create a Treasure token."

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a black permanent.

Bouncer's Beatdown deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying.

{2}{R/W}: Cabaretti Initiate gains double strike until end of turn.

When Caldaia Strongarm enters the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

Blitz {3}{G} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Sacrifice a Treasure: Capenna Express becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Whenever Civic Gardener attacks, untap target creature or land.

When Cleanup Crew enters the battlefield, choose one —

• Destroy target artifact.

• Destroy target enchantment.

• Exile target card from a graveyard.

• You gain 4 life.

When Courier's Briefcase enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

{T}, Sacrifice Courier's Briefcase: Add one mana of any color.

{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Courier's Briefcase: Draw three cards.

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, target creature other than Elegant Entourage gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Count the colors of the sacrificed creature, then search your library for a creature card that's exactly that many colors plus one. Exile that card, then shuffle. You may cast the exiled card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Hideaway 5 (When this enchantment enters the battlefield, look at the top five cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then if you control a creature with power 7 or greater, you may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control four or more creatures, that creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead.

Whenever Freelance Muscle attacks or blocks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power and/or toughness among other creatures you control.

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn —

• Put a +1/+1 counter on Gala Greeters.

• Create a tapped Treasure token.

• You gain 2 life.