Lord Xander, the Collector
When Lord Xander, the Collector enters the battlefield, target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded down.
Whenever Lord Xander attacks, defending player mills half their library, rounded down.
When Lord Xander dies, target opponent sacrifices half the nonland permanents they control, rounded down.
Maestros Ascendancy
Once during each of your turns, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your graveyard by sacrificing a creature in addition to paying its other costs. If a spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
Maestros Charm
Choose one —
• Look at the top five cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
• Each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
• Maestros Charm deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Maestros Diabolist
Deathtouch, haste
Whenever Maestros Diabolist attacks, if you don't control a Devil token, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
"Where did I find my horned friend? Now there's a story worth telling. . . ."
Masked Bandits
Vigilance
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
{2}, Exile Masked Bandits from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}" until Masked Bandits is cast from exile. You may cast Masked Bandits for as long as it remains exiled.
Meeting of the Five
Exile the top ten cards of your library. You may cast spells with exactly three colors from among them this turn. Add {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}. Spend this mana only to cast spells with exactly three colors.
For years, the five families ruled New Capenna in uneasy peace, and the city prospered.
Metropolis Angel
Flying
Whenever you attack with one or more creatures with counters on them, draw a card.
"Angels are living proof that power does not always lead to corruption."
—Elspeth
Mr. Orfeo, the Boulder
Whenever you attack, double target creature's power until end of turn.
Once he was jumped by a dozen Maestros agents. You can still see their imprints in the pavement if you know where to look.
Nimble Larcenist
Flying
When Nimble Larcenist enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an artifact, instant, or sorcery card from it and exile that card.
Ob Nixilis, the Adversary
Casualty X. The copy isn't legendary and has starting loyalty X. (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power X. When you do, copy this spell. The copy becomes a token.)
+1: Each opponent loses 2 life unless they discard a card. If you control a Demon or Devil, you gain 2 life.
−2: Create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
−7: Target player draws seven cards and loses 7 life.
Obscura Ascendancy
Whenever you cast a spell, if its mana value is equal to 1 plus the number of soul counters on Obscura Ascendancy, put a soul counter on Obscura Ascendancy, then create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token with flying.
As long as there are five or more soul counters on Obscura Ascendancy, Spirits you control get +3/+3.
Obscura Charm
Choose one —
• Return target multicolored permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
• Counter target instant or sorcery spell.
• Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 3 or less.
Obscura Interceptor
Flash
Lifelink
When Obscura Interceptor enters the battlefield, it connives. When it connives this way, return up to one target spell to its owner's hand. (To have a creature connive, draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.)
Ognis, the Dragon's Lash
Haste
Whenever a creature you control with haste attacks, create a tapped Treasure token.
Ziatora's second-in-command has a habit of appearing when and where her enemies least expect her.
Park Heights Pegasus
Flying, trample
Whenever Park Heights Pegasus deals combat damage to a player, draw a card if you had two or more creatures enter the battlefield under your control this turn.
The burglar turned, bowed, and dropped from the ledge onto her waiting mount.
Queza, Augur of Agonies
Whenever you draw a card, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Some try to unravel the tangled skeins of fate. She reweaves them to her own deadly design.
Raffine, Scheming Seer
Flying, ward {1}
Whenever you attack, target attacking creature connives X, where X is the number of attacking creatures. (Draw X cards, then discard X cards. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature for each nonland card discarded this way.)
Rakish Revelers
When Rakish Revelers enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.
{2}, Exile Rakish Revelers from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}" until Rakish Revelers is cast from exile. You may cast Rakish Revelers for as long as it remains exiled.
Rigo, Streetwise Mentor
Rigo, Streetwise Mentor enters the battlefield with a shield counter on it. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.)
Whenever you attack a player or planeswalker with one or more creatures with power 1 or less, draw a card.
Riveteers Ascendancy
Whenever you sacrifice a creature, you may return target creature card with lesser mana value from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Do this only once each turn.
"We are this city, down to its bones."
Riveteers Charm
Choose one —
• Target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker they control with the highest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.
• Exile the top three cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.
• Exile target player's graveyard.
Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer
When Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer enters the battlefield, if you cast it, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
They wouldn't admit it, but some people join the Cabaretti just for the food.
Scheming Fence
As Scheming Fence enters the battlefield, you may choose a nonland permanent.
Activated abilities of the chosen permanent can't be activated.
Scheming Fence has all activated abilities of the chosen permanent except for loyalty abilities. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to activate those abilities.
Security Rhox
You may pay {R}{G} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Spend only mana produced by Treasures to cast it this way.
Unlucky assassins find out why he's called "Brick Wall" Balzano.
Shattered Seraph
Flying
When Shattered Seraph enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life.
{2}, Exile Shattered Seraph from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {W}, {U}, or {B}" until Shattered Seraph is cast from exile. You may cast Shattered Seraph for as long as it remains exiled.
Snooping Newsie
When Snooping Newsie enters the battlefield, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)
As long as there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, Snooping Newsie gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.
Soul of Emancipation
When Soul of Emancipation enters the battlefield, destroy up to three other target nonland permanents. For each of those permanents, its controller creates a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying.
Light poured from every crack as the sleepers awoke from their long stone slumber.
Spara's Adjudicators
When Spara's Adjudicators enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls can't attack or block until your next turn.
{2}, Exile Spara's Adjudicators from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}" until Spara's Adjudicators is cast from exile. You may cast Spara's Adjudicators for as long as it remains exiled.
Stimulus Package
When Stimulus Package enters the battlefield, create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
Sacrifice a Treasure: Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.
Syndicate Infiltrator
Flying
As long as there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, Syndicate Infiltrator gets +2/+2.
The mansion's vaulted ceilings provided the perfect cover for an ambush.
Tainted Indulgence
Draw two cards. Then discard a card unless there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard.
Their toast to good health went immediately, horribly awry.
Toluz, Clever Conductor
When Toluz, Clever Conductor enters the battlefield, it connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
Whenever you discard one or more cards, exile them from your graveyard.
When Toluz dies, put the cards exiled with it into their owner's hand.
Unleash the Inferno
Unleash the Inferno deals 7 damage to target creature or planeswalker. When it deals excess damage this way, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls with mana value less than or equal to that amount of excess damage.
Void Rend
This spell can't be countered.
Destroy target nonland permanent.
Bits of the missing agent were discovered in various alleys across all three boroughs.
Ziatora, the Incinerator
Flying
At the beginning of your end step, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, Ziatora, the Incinerator deals damage equal to that creature's power to any target and you create three Treasure tokens.
Ziatora's Envoy
Trample
Whenever Ziatora's Envoy deals combat damage to a player, look at the top card of your library. You may play a land from the top of your library or cast a spell with mana value less than or equal to the damage dealt from the top of your library without paying its mana cost. If you don't, put that card into your hand.
Blitz {2}{B}{R}{G}
Arc Spitter
Equipped creature has "{1}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature that's blocking it."
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
"I'm fresh out of mercy today. Why don't you ask Sparky here for forgiveness?"
Brass Knuckles
When you cast this spell, copy it. (The copy becomes a token.)
Equipped creature has double strike as long as two or more Equipment are attached to it.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Cement Shoes
Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has "At the beginning of your end step, tap this creature."
Equipped creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Chrome Cat
When Chrome Cat enters the battlefield, scry 1.
"I always say, 'If it's breathing, it's lying.' Luckily my friend here does neither."
—Lord Xander
Getaway Car
Haste
Whenever Getaway Car attacks or blocks, return up to one target creature that crewed it this turn to its owner's hand.
Crew 1
For those who need to make a quick departure without attracting undue attention.
Gilded Pinions
When Gilded Pinions enters the battlefield, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
Equipped creature has flying.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Halo Scarab
{2}, Exile Halo Scarab from your graveyard: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
It pulses with the colors that best complement the wearer's outfit.
Luxior, Giada's Gift
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each counter on it.
Equipped permanent isn't a planeswalker and is a creature in addition to its other types. (Loyalty abilities can still be activated.)
Equip planeswalker {1}
Equip {3}
Ominous Parcel
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Ominous Parcel: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Ominous Parcel: It deals 4 damage to target creature.
The rest of Anhelo's assistant arrived over the following week.
Paragon of Modernity
Flying
{3}: Paragon of Modernity gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If exactly three colors of mana were spent to activate this ability, put a +1/+1 counter on it instead.
No true angels have been created since the founding of New Capenna, but artisans have learned to craft elegant facsimiles.
Quick-Draw Dagger
Flash
When Quick-Draw Dagger enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains first strike until end of turn.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Scuttling Butler
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control two or more multicolored permanents, Scuttling Butler gains double strike until end of turn.
Porter, cleaner, and bouncer all in one.