: (As this saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after IV.)

I: Create two red 1/1 New Blood Warrior creature tokens, give them Haste until end of turn.

II: For each opponent, Goad target creature they control, that creature cannot block until it's controller's next end step.

III: For each creature Goaded by The Soho Writer's Showdown, Goad that many different creatures you control.

IV: Each opponent sacrifices creatures equal to the number of Warriors you control.