when you cast this card tingle target opponents feet then kiss their ass.

{2/W}{2/U}{2/B}{2/R}{2/G} — you and target opponent have kids.

{T}for every time you could a weird look while at the mall today break one bone in target opponents body if they have no unbroken bones they lose the game then filp a coin if tails kiss target player if heads there eat target opponenets car