The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Legendary Creature — God
Flying, indestructible
Pirates get hexproof and indestructible.
If The Flying Spaghetti Monster would leave the battlefield, It phases out instead.
If a player wearing an eyepatch would draw a card, they draw two cards instead.
Take a shot of rum: Create a 1/1 blue Pirate token. Any player may play this ability.
Eat a cooked noodle: Create a treasure token. Any player may play this ability.
The Intelligent Design proponents make a compelling, and totally legitimate, argument that if a theory has not been proven, then one suggested theory is just as good as another.
7/7
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