Vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink

When Coordius the Triphastic Dealmon enters the battlefield and at the start of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —

• Tap all other untapped nonland permanents.

• Untap all other tapped nonland permanents.

• Trigger the other two choices at the same time, then exile Coordius the Triphastic Dealmon.