The Alphabetical Card Game

[Indighost]

Thought Snag 1u
Instant
Counter target creature ability. Tap that creature and put a stun counter on it.
"…wait, what was I doing again?"

Twisting Dimensions 1u
Instant
Choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It can't be blocked this turn.
• Exile target creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

Trundling Glacieroid 4u
Creature - Elemental
Trample
Whenever ~ attacks, put a stun counter on it.
5/7
Being predictable doesn't mean much when you can't stop it anyways.

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Urza's Staff 1UU
Artifact
: Add CC. Spend this mana only to cast artifacts or to activate abilities of artifacts.
2UU, : Look at the top six cards of your library. Reveal any number of artifact cards from among them and put them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
4UU, , Exile Urza's Staff: Shuffle all artifact cards in your graveyard into your library. Draw a card for each artifact with mana value 5 or greater shuffled into your library this way.

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Void Essence 1u
Legendary Enchantment
Devoid
When Void Essence leaves the battlefield, each opponent chooses a nontoken permanent they control. The owners of those permanents shuffle them into their libraries.
Whenever Void Essence enters your graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into your library.

[OneAndOnly]

Water Music -- U
Enchantment
Cumulative upkeep - U
At the end of each player's upkeep, that player returns a nonland permanent they control with mana value less than the number of counters on Water Music to their hand.

[Indighost]

Xylophonic Cacophony uu
Instant
Counter target spell with fourteen or more letters in its name.
"Dragging that whole thing around seems inefficient.."
"Shut up, we needed to fill the list,"

[EsperCormorant]

Yenett's Loyal Servant
Creature - Sphinx
Flying
When Yenett's Loyal Servant enters, reveal your hand. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each card with an odd mana value revealed this way.
1/1

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Zur's Fiending 3u
Enchantment
Players play with the top card of their library revealed.
If a player would draw a card, any player may tap an untapped Food they control. If a player does, exile that card instead. Otherwise, the card is drawn as normal.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses one:
- Put a card exiled with Zur's Fiending into its owner's hand.
- Create a Food token.

[EsperCormorant]

Anathematize
Enchantment - Aura (R)
At the beginning of your upkeep, enchanted creature's controller sacrifices all other creatures they control.
"You preach of sacrifice and selflessness. But would you truly give your life for the sake of those who now spit on you?"

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Bleak End 1B
Instant
As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Destroy target creature or enchantment.
"Sentinels fall, and wards fail. Its certainty is what stings the most."
—Sorin Markov

[Henlock]

Cruelty of Nature b
Enchantment (u)
Whenever a player plays a spell, that player loses 1 life for each g in that spell's mana cost.

[OneAndOnly]

Daggerpoint -- 3B
Instant {U}
Daggerpoint deals 2 damage to each creature that was already dealt damage this turn, You gain life equal to the amount of damage dealt this way.

[Indighost]

Eviscerating Cloud bb
Instant (R)
Kicker rr
Destroy all creatures with power 1 or less. If ~ was kicked, destroy all creatures with power 2 or less.

Exhuming Zombeast 4b
Creature - Beast Zombie
When ~ enters, and whenever it attacks, return target creature card with power 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand.
3/5

Erode Hope 1b
Sorcery
Target player reveals their hand. You may choose a nonland, permanent card from among them and that player discards that card. If you don't, draw a card.

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Flee the Flock 1b
Sorcery
Each opponent discards a card at random and sacrifices a Clue token.
"Quit searching for me. Quit discussing me. Quit taking notes on me. Just forget me." - Fblthp, the intentionally lost

[lookingupanddown]

Grimoire of the Damned 3BB
Artifact
When Grimoire of the Damned enters the battlefield, exile all graveyards.
: Return target creature card exiled by Grimoire of the Damned to the battlefield with a reanimation counter on it. It's a black Nightmare Zombie in addition to its other types.
When Grimoire of the Damned leaves the battlefield, sacrifice all creatures with reanimation counters on them. You lose 5 life.

[EsperCormorant]

Hunted Eternal
Creature - Zombie Jackal Soldier (U)
Afflict 2
When Hunted Eternal enters the battlefield, target opponent creates a 2/4 white Ox creature token.
"Bolas' army may be death itself. But through the blessing of Mat'Selesnya, all our city's life will be unified against it."
3/5

[OneAndOnly]

Ichor-Stained Cloak -- 3B
Artifact - Equipment {U}
When Ichor-Stained Cloak becomes attached to a creature, exile each creature card in a graveyard and put a soul counter on it for each card exiled this way.
Remove a soul counter from Ichor-Stained Cloak: Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and ward 1 until end of turn.
Equip: Pay 3 life

[Indighost]

Joker Break 6bb
Sorcery (R)
As an additional cost to cast ~, you may reveal any number of black cards with different mana values from your hand. For each card revealed this way, ~ costs 2 less to cast.
~ deals 3 damage to each creature and planeswalker. If a creature or planeswalker dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Jester of the Gallows 3b
Creature - Human Assassin
When ~ enters, for each 3 life an opponent has lost this turn, that opponent sacrifices a creature.
2/2

Jeering Boggarts bb
Creature - Goblin
T: Goad target non-black creature.
2/2

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Kalastria Relic BB
Legendary Artifact
Whenever one or more non-Vampire non-Zombie creatures die, put a blood counter on Kalastria Relic.
, Remove a blood counter from Kalastria Relic: Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
BBB, Exile Kalastria Relic: Return a number of target legendary Vampires with total mana value less than or equal to the number of blood counters on Kalastria Relic.
"It was the cup we bloodchiefs drank from when we ascended into the night. They gave it to me when Kalastria was founded as a gift. I thought I unlocked all its secrets over the centuries."
—Drana

[EsperCormorant]

Larval Infestation
Enchantment (U)
Enchanted creature gets -2/-2.
When enchanted creature dies, create a 2/2 black Insect creature token with flying.

[OneAndOnly]

Mope -- BBB
Enchantment - Aura {U}
Enchant permanent
Activated abilities of enchanted permanent cost an additional 1 life to activate.
Whenever an ability of enchanted permanent triggers, mill a card.

[Indighost]

Neurotoxin Cloud 3b
Instant
Creatures your opponents control get-2/-2 and cannot have their abilities activated until end of turn.

Nascent Aberration b
Creature - Horror Egg
Whenever a non-token creature is sacrificed or a player discards a creature card, put a hatch counter on ~.
Bbb, Remove six hatch counters from ~: Transform ~.
0/3
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Null Apotheosis
Creature - Horror (B)
Menace, trample, protection from white and green
When this permanent transforms in ~, destroy all non-black creatures.
13/13

Nope 1b
Sorcery
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.

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Onan 4bbb
Legendary Creature - Demon
Ward - Discard a card
Lifelink
Whenever a creature becomes the target of an ability, if it was also the source of that ability, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
9/6

[EsperCormorant]

Phyrexian Eradicator
Creature - Phyrexian Horror (MR)
Trample
Whenever Phyrexian Eradicator is dealt damage, put that many -1/-1 counters on each other creature.
5/5

[Indighost]

Quarrelsome Fiend 2b
Creature - Demon
Non-mana activated abilities of other creatures you control cost 1 life more to activate.
2r: Target creature cannot block ~ this turn.
"You call that a spell? Pft, try harder next time, wimp."
4/4

Quill-Frenzy Aberrant 2b
Creature - Porcupine Nightmare
Mutate 2bb
Wither
Whenever this creature mutates, put two -1/-1 counters on target creature.
2/2

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Ransack the Apothecary 3BB
Battle - Skirmish
(Opponents cannot deal damage to you as long as this Battle is on the battlefield. You cannot control more than one Skirmish at a time.)
Whenever Ransack the Apothecary is dealt damage, the source's controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. If Ransack the Apothecary leaves the battlefield this turn, put a deathtouch counter on up to two target creatures you control.
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