New Challenge Every Day - July 29th: Album title as Magic card

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: Album title as Magic card

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

netn10 46 (+2)
void_nothing 45 (+1)
JovialJovian 41 (+2)
TheAmericanSpirit 33 (+2)
kwanyeegor-ii 20 (+0)
duducrash 14 (+1)
MonoRedMage 6
RattingRots 6 (+6)

.::Note of the Day::.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Blue exile a creature and give something in return

Votes: Void_Nothing, RattingRots

Flockify u
Instant (r)
Exile target creature. Its controller creates three 1/1 blue bird tokens with flying.
"...And with that, there was nothing left of Thoglor the Devastator but some scattered feathers and a few unsightly stains on the carpet."

IIW: bats

Votes: JovialJovian, RattingRots

Split Into Reflections U
Instant (Rare)
Exile target creature. It's controller may pay X. If they do, they create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token, then put X counters on it. If X is 0, they put a +1/+1 counter on it instead.

IIW: Mono blue vigilance

votes: theamericanspirit, rattingrots

Harsh Instruction UU
Sorcery - Lesson (U)
Replicate 1U
Exile target creature, it's controller Learns.

IIW: Bolas returns

duducrash, JovialJovian

duducrash

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I believe if you want to keep the payment in the cost, you would have to word it:
Noncreature spells have "As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay 2 life."

Time Paradox 1U
Creature - Illusion (R)
When Time Paradox enters the battlefield, exile target creature. Its controller gains control of Time Paradox.
2: Time Paradox becomes a copy of target creature you control until end of turn.
0/4

IIW: Keyword ability that appears twice in card text.

Votes: netn10, RattingRots

Curse of Paranoia's Eyes 2UU
Enchantment - Aura Curse (M)
Enchant player
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile target nontoken creature or planeswalker enchanted player controls. That player creates a 0/0 blue Homunculus Illusion creature token with hexproof and "This creature gets +1/+1 for each card you own in exile."

IIW: A/B mechanics/abilities

netn10 rattingrots

RattingRots, TheAmericanSpirit

"Shepherd's Improvisation" 3U

Instant

Exile target creature, it's controller create a 0/1 sheep token

After getting expelled from Strixhaven, Lavon couldn't let another opportunity slip, so he improvised

IIW : house pets

[netn10]

Votes: RattingRots, void_nothing

Sins of the Father B
Enchantment - Aura (Rare)
Enchant creature you control
At the beginning of you upkeep, sacrifice enchanted creature. If you do, you lose 2 life and draw two cards. Then, return Sins of the Father attached to a creature you control with less mana value than enchanted creature.

IIW: "Kicker - 'X' and/or 'Y'"

[TheAmericanSpirit]

Duducrash, jovialjovian

Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers 2rW
Instant (C)
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
Assemble two contraptions.

IIW: Ambush!

[duducrash]

JovialJovan, TheAmericanSpirit

Standing in the shoulder of giants 3WB

Legendary enchantment (M)

WB Exile two legendary cards from your graveyard : You may cast a legendary creature card from your hand without paying its mana cost. Activate this ability only as a sorcery and only once per turn.

…Panic is on the way


IIW : Ikoria like version of fairy tales/stories

[void_nothing]

Votes: TheAmericanSpirit, RattingRots

Crisis Cult 4RW
Creature - Ogre Cleric (M)
Crisis Cult can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.
When Crisis Cult leaves the battlefield or your graveyard, you may pay X. When you do, it deals X damage to any target, then destroy all enchantments if X is 4 or more, all artifacts if X is 6 or more, and all creatures if X is 8 or more.
"Neikand smile on us - and upon the whole world!"
6/6

IIW: Something old, something new

[JovialJovian]

votes: void_nothing, rattingrots

Disposal BB
Sorcery (U)
Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card.
Exile that player's graveyard.

IIW: Arcade games

[kwanyeegor-ii]

netn10 rattingrots