The Alphabetical Card Game

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Vindictive Verdict 1ww
Instant
Cleave rwb
Destroy each [creature] permanent that dealt damage this turn.

Valiant Folk Hero 2w
Creature - Human Knight (R)
Vigilance, First Strike, Hexproof from mana value 4 or greater
2/2

Vestal of the Wilds 1w
Creature - Human Cleric
1: Target green creature gains lifelink until end of turn.
1/3

Vestal of the Skies 1w
Creature - Human Cleric
1: Target blue creature gains first strike until end of turn.
1/3

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Waver
Sorcery
Destroy target permanent whose abilities contain the word "can't". (Other languages exist. People who speak those languages can handle this.)

[EsperCormorant]

Xenk's Path
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes blocked, it deals damage equal to its toughness to target creature blocking it.
"Just wandering off... Walks in such a straight line. Uh-oh, wait a minute, he's coming up on a rock. Is he gonna go around...? Nope. Right over the rock."

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Yarrow Poultice W
Artifact
When Yarrow Poultice enters the battlefield, untap target creature and you gain 2 life.
1, Sacrifice Yarrow Poultice: Prevent the next 3 damage dealt to target creature.

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Zone Of Zealotry 1ww
Instant
Put a +1/+1 counter and a counter of your choice among lifelink, first strike, or vigilance on each creature you control

[OneAndOnly]

Altruistic Endeavor - 2U
Instant {C}
Each player surveils 1, then you draw a card for each player who put a card into the graveyard this way.

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Belltower Starfish 1u
Creature - Starfish
Reach
When Belltower Starfish dies, scry 4.
"I could say some nonsense about how magical meddling has inverted our ecology, figuratively raining cats and dogs and what not, but all of that would be misdirection because of one simple truth: starfish have always desired the high ground." - Zonkry, Simic historian
1/1

[EsperCormorant]

Cryosuspend
Instant
Tap target creature and put X stun counters on it.
Cool off to take some time.

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Divine the Cosmos 2UU
Sorcery
Scry X, then draw two cards, where X is the number of foretold cards you own in exile.
Every oracle knows of the secrets of the night sky, but few know exactly where to look.

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wow! these are actually not blue

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Elvish Stage Banter
Kindred Enchantment - Elf
Whenever you attack with every creature you control, for each Elf that attacked this way, untap target tapped creature a teammate controls.
"So how are you all enjoying Valor's Reach? Me, I've never worked out how to enjoy Valor's Reach." etc

Errata the Lyrics
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant saga
Enchanted permanent loses all abilities and gains "i-iii: Each player gains 1 life."
When there are at least three lore counters on enchanted permanent, its controller sacrifices it and you draw a card.
"Oh, baby, Dominaria's cursed/oh, Mirrodin is even worse" - unnamed and subsequently fired bard

[EsperCormorant]

Erroneous Chroma
Instant
Choose one or both:
-All spells become the color or colors of your choice until end of turn.
-All permanents become the color or colors of your choice until next turn.
"Wow! These are actually not blue."
-Zan Zawa, Music Folder

(sorry, couldn't resist)

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Force Smack 1u
Instant
Counter target non-creature spell unless its controller discards a card that shares a card type with it.

Frost Veil u
Snow Enchantment - Aura
Flash
Enchant creature
As along as ~ entered the battlefield this turn, the enchanted has hexproof.
Enchanted creature is Snow.

For the Stars Aligned uu
Enchantment - Saga
I & II Scry 2
III - Reveal the top card of your library, create a 1/1 blue avatar creature token with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the mana value of the revealed card.

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Gulf of Understanding 6uu
Sorcery
Target opponent chooses sorcery, planeswalker or land. Reveal your hand. For each card you reveal that matches the chosen type, take another turn after this one.

Gutterball
Instant
Counter target spell. If you don't control exactly ten permanents, that spell's controller draws two cards.

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Heroic Retreat 1u
Instant
Target creature you control phases out. If that creature is legendary, draw a card.
"Brave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away."

Hail Storm 2uu
Snow Sorcery
Tap all non-snow creatures and put a stun counter on each of them.

Hybridized Moray 2u
Creature - Fish Mutant
~ has the creature types of all creatures with counters on them.
~ cannot be blocked by creatures that share a type with it.
2/2

[Henlock]

Inspired Scribe 2u
Creature - Human Wizard (u)
, : Draw a card. Activate only if an opponent has drawn a card other than the first one on their draw step this turn.
2/3

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Jelignite xu
Artifact
Jelignite enters the battlefield tapped with X charge counters on it.
, Sacrifice Jelignite: Counter target spell with mana value X. Its controller may pay X life. If they do, return the spell card to its owner's hand. Otherwise, put it on top of its owner's library.

Jellyfish Consortium 3uu
Kindred Enchantment - Jellyfish
At the beginning of your upkeep, for each opponent who controls a tapped nonbasic land, create a blue 1/1 Jellyfish creature token with reject. (When this creature dies, return each creature that dealt combat damage to it this turn to its owner's hand.)
Whenever a land deals damage to its controller, put a stun counter on that land and tap it.

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Knight Refraction 2u
Creature - Fractal Knight (U)
Hexproof from even mana values, Vigilance
2/2

Kinetic Reflection uu
Instant
Change the target of target ability with a single target.

Knee-Shot u
Sorcery
Tap up to two rather creatures with power 2 or less. Put a stun counter on each of these creatures.

[EsperCormorant]

Laboratory Organizer
Creature - Human Wizard
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have no cards in your hand or graveyard and control no permanents other than Laboratory Genius, you win the game.
"Rule one of science: put everything back when you're done."
2/2

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Muttering Librarian 3u
Creature - Minotaur Advisor
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player exiles the top card of their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If the exiled card's mana value is higher than that of the revealed card, exile cards from the top of its owner's library equal to the difference.
"What's this... Kalmid's Arcane Glossary BEFORE Darla's Magickal Methods? That does it! (sweeps the whole shelf of books onto the floor and goes for coffee break.)"
2/4

[Henlock]

Naval Historian u
Creature - Human Wizard (u)
, exile a Vehicle card from your graveyard: Draw a card.
1/2

[OneAndOnly]

Occult Historian - U
Creature - Human Scholar {C}
Hexproof from cards that share a name with a card in the graveyard.
Occult Historian can't be blocked by creatures that share a name with a card in the graveyard.
1/1