New Challenge Every Day - August 11th: Maro's Teasers

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: Maro's Teasers

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

void_nothing 24 (+4)
Raptorchan 22 (+2)
netn10 19 (+4)
Rithaniel 16 (+0)
Komandon 10 (+2)
haywire 8 (+0)
AnotherAlias 5
Facsimus 2

.::Note of the Day::.

The latest teasers, for Wilds of Eldraine, can be found here.

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.
Cards from a Pirate-themed set outside of Ixalan

votes: netn10, void_nothing

Saiba Cyberhacker
Creature - Human Pirate {R}
When Saiba Cyberhacker enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You may exile a creature card from their hand or graveyard.
Whenever you attack, you may pay , where X is the mana value of the exiled card. If you do, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of it, except it's an Illusion artifact creature.
You wouldn't download a ninja!
2/2

iiw: signpost uncommons for a mono-colored limited environment

Votes: Komandon, netn10

Vellin, Loyal Privateer 2u{w/b}r
Legendary Creature — Human Pirate (R)
When Vellin enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, starting with you, each player votes for spare or share. For each spare vote, each player creates a Treasure token and gains 1 life, for each share vote, each player draws a card and loses 1 life.
3/5

IIW: Cards named after Commander decks

Votes: Void_nothing , Raptorchan

Rishadan Diplomat 3U
Creature - Human Pirate (Rare)
Shroud (A permanent with shroud can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Rishadan Diplomat can't block or become blocked by creatures that share a creature type.
2/2

IIW: nonbasic lands with a unique nonsacrifice ability for a land.

Votes: Komandon, void_nothing

Vryn Sky-Boarder 1W
Creature - Human Pirate (Common)
When Vryn Sky-Boarder enters the battlefield, advance the crew with a flying counter. (Create a 3/3 legendary artifact Vehicle named The Pirate's Ring with crew 1 if you don't have one. If you do have one already, put a flying counter on it.)
"Yes, the ship is great, but imagine it with a huge, pink wings!"
1/1

IIW: Customizable vehicle

Votes: netn10, void_nothing

The Ship that Flees Sunrise
Legendary Artifact - Vehicle U
The Ship that Flees Sunrise can't block and can't be blocked.
Whenever a creature crews The Ship that Flees Sunrise, put a deathtouch counter on that creature and it becomes a Pirate Wraith in addition to its other types.
Crew 3
On the plane of Dounvich, the sun itself passes judgment on evildoers, should it ever rise over them.
3/3

IIW: Take more than one extra turn after this one

Votes: Raptorchan, netn10

Survivors of the Ending Dawn 4B
Creature - Human Pirate (R)
Other Pirate creatures you control get +1/+1 and have first strike.
Knight, Samurai, Soldier, and Warrior creatures your opponents control get -1/-1.
Whenever you scry, create a tapped Treasure token and a Clue token.
"Shinama's taking to the sea. So Eastwind must now rule the waves."
5/4

IIW: Graveyard order

[Raptorchan]

Votes: haywire, void_nothing

Ashiok, Imminent Nightmare 2ub
Legendary Planeswalker — Ashiok (M)
Wicked Sleep 1u
Instant — Adventure
Tap up to two target creatures.
+1: Put a stun counter on target permanent.
-4: Target opponent loses life equal to the number of tapped nonland permanents they control.
4

IIW: Aftermath of MOM

[netn10]

Votes: haywire (the flavor text lol), Rithaniel

Bread Crumb 2
Artifact - Clue Food (Rare)
2, T, Sacrifice Bread Crumb: You gain 3 life. Create a tapped token that's a copy of Bread Crumb.
2, Sacrifice Bread Crumb: Draw a card.


IIW: Two types of predefined tokens

[haywire]

votes: komandon, void_nothing

Shimmering Carbuncle
Creature - Rabbit Unicorn {R}
When Shimmering Carbuncle enters the battlefield, create Prismatic Carrot, a colorless legendary Food artifact token with "Spells cost less to cast for each color they are" and ", Sacrifice Prismatic Carrot: You gain 3 life."
Whenever you cast a spell, Shimmering Carbuncle gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of colors that spell is. Then, until end of turn, it gains lifelink if that spell is white, flying if that spell is blue, first strike if that spell is red, menace if that spell is black, and trample if that spell is green.
1/1

IIW: exile cards until

[Komandon]

Votes: netn10 , void_nothing


Senseless Violence 3RRR
Enchantment
Players can't gain life.
If a creature or spell would deal damage to a permanent or player it deals double that amount instead.

IIW: card with the name of a company in it. (past or present)

[void_nothing]

Votes: Raptorchan, Rithaniel

"a creature type from Alpha gets a draft archetype"

Dancing Shieldwall 3RW
Artifact Creature - Wall (U)
Defender
Other Walls you control get +2/+0.
RW: Until end of turn, target Wall you control gains menace and vigilance and can attack as though it didn't have defender.
4/6

IIW: Expand upon an existing legendary creature with little or no storyline/lore

[Rithaniel]

Votes: haywire, Raptorchan (though, I think I disagree with the order of the mana symbols)

Bad Bean
Sorcery C
Create a Food token. Food you control gain ", , Sacrifice this artifact: Target player loses 1 life." (Food is an artifact with ", , Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")
"Just one will ruin the stew."
—Ynedi, tavern chef

IIW: Ynedi, Tavern Chef (a legendary creature)

[kwanyeegor-ii]

haywire netn10