The DCC - June 27th, 2024

[bravelion83]

Welcome to the DCC!
If you have any questions or comments, feel free to post in the DCC Discussion Thread.

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How To Play

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How does this card-making game work? It's simple! Whenever your card receives a vote, you receive [1] point for the month. If your card ends up with the most votes for that day, you will receive [2] additional points for the month. In the event of a tie, each person who tied receives [1] additional point. At the end of each month, the person with the most points on the scoreboard wins that month, then the scoreboard is cleared for the next month. You can participate in as many or as few days as you want in any month.

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Rules

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• Each day you may post any card you want. On the next day all of the posted cards will be put into the thread as long as your card didn't get disqualified - see the next point for more details. If you post more than one card in a DCC thread, only the first card you post will be taken.
• When you vote, you need to make exactly two votes for two different people. Vote for the cards that are listed in the first post, not other cards being posted in the thread. If you notice that you've only voted for one person, include your second vote in a post, even if you're not submitting a card.
• If you want to change your vote for any reason, post that change in the day's thread (you can include it with your card if you want). Changed votes in the discussion thread will be ignored.
• Voting for only one person, for three or more people, or for yourself will earn you an asterisk by your name in the monthly leaderboard. So will failing to vote if you've posted a card. (We're not going to do anything about people who don't vote or post cards; that would be kind of silly.) This indicates that you're on probation for the next 21 days. If you're on probation and you make another improper vote, your card will be disqualified. Repeated disqualification is grounds for warnings and/or infractions for not following the game rules, so please don't do it.
• Voting for everything in the poll will be grounds for a lifetime ban from the DCC. Don't do it. It just wastes the thread creators' time.
• If you wish to post a render, please use the hyperlink option when posting your card and make the card name the image link. Renders are usually large enough to clog up the list, so submit a text-formed card and (optionally) a link in the name to the render.
• This thread is just for your card submission. Take your questions/comments to our discussion thread. If it's a question, comment, or complaint about probation, PM void_nothing and/or the month's DCC organizer.
• When posting make sure that:
  • You have included all of the previous day's entries.
  • You update the leaderboard with the previous day's scores.

(An easy way to post the new thread is to hit the multiquote button on every post in the previous day's thread, then click Post Reply. Select everything in this post, copy it, and then paste it into the first post for a new thread. You'll have to clean up a few small things, like quote tags around the opening post and the previous day's cards.)

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Notes of the Day

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Something incredible to me has happened yesterday: I did a whole bunch of IRL things, and nothing went wrong! Nothing! Not even a single little detail! I wish every day was like that...

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DCC Scoreboard

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Indighost 83 (+6)
Rithaniel 65 (+1)
Sagharri 62 (+3)
bravelion83 57 (+2)
netn10 47 (+3)
wizyard 12
marioguy3 10 (+1)
Wren 4
OneAndOnly 8
void_nothing 3
kwanyeegor-ii 2

netn10's probation: 2 days left

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Votes: Indighost, Sagharri

Call It a Day XXUUUU
Instant (M)
Exile up to X target permanents you control. Return them to the battlefield under their owners' control at the beginning of your next upkeep. End the turn.
"So, my ancestor Josh was a Champion of Heliod. I can't believe it, but Lanathos never lies. If that's true, Heliod has to truly exist, and so do all the other gods. We leonin are all wrong in our obstinate denial of the gods. Well, this is too much thought for today. Now I'm based in Martin's house in Meletis, and I really have to go to bed."
—Jeff Lionheart

Votes: bravelion83, netn10

Indestructible Cat
Creature - Cat (Mythic Rare)
Indestructible
Other Cats you control get +4/+4 and have indestructible.
Whenever a Cat you control attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each Cat you control.
3/6

Votes: Netn10, Bravelion

Atomic Uppercut 1rr
Instant (U)
Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target battle, creature, or planeswalker you don't control. Excess damage is dealt to that permanent's controller instead.
"Imma puncha' so hard your gran'kids'll feel it!"

I am less confused about Phyrexian reconfigure because the type line doesn't fit without resizing.

indighost sagharri

Votes: Rithaniel, Indighost

Piñata 2
Artifact (Uncommon)
When Piñata enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Whenever Piñata is dealt damage, create that many Food tokens.

Votes: Indighost, netn10

The Crustitan 2U
Legendary Creature - Elder Crab (U)
Whenever a Crab attacks one of your opponents, if that player milled one or more cards this turn, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
At the beginning of each end step, each player who milled the most cards this turn creates a 0/3 blue Crab creature token.
"Crabs? Don't you have anything to worry about anymore, Morgan? Weigh anchor, you lazy rat!"
—Gorran, ship captain
1/4

Votes: marioguy3, Sagharri

Rite of the Seeker
Sorcery R
Kicker
Search your library and/or graveyard for up to three permanent cards and up to X instant or sorcery cards, where X is the amount of and/or mana spent to cast this spell. Reveal those cards. Then shuffle and put those cards on top of your library in any order.
If Rite of the Seeker was kicked, draw six cards and lose 6 life.

[bravelion83]

Votes:
marioguy3 (I feel like it needs a real card name though)
Indighost (not a fan of the slang flavor text though)

HM: Sagharri (I love this flavor text instead!)

Nightly Torment 3B
Sorcery (U)
Target opponent exiles a card from their hand, a card from their graveyard, and the top card of their library. That player loses life equal to the number of different card types among the exiled cards.
"That night I didn't sleep much. Too many thoughts. Was everything I had been taught a lie? Did the gods really exist? Was Heliod trying to tell me something? Maybe to become his champion myself? Jeff, Sun's Champion? But did I want to? In that moment, appropriately, the Sun itself rose up."
—Jeff Lionheart

[marioguy3]

Votes: Sagharri, bravelion83 (although four mana to end a turn seems strong)

Umbrelia, Preparation Expert
Legendary Enchantment Creature - Golem Wizard (Rare)
Haste
The "legend rule" doesn't apply to permanents you control.
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell an opponent controls, create a token that's a copy of that creature.
5/5

[Indighost]

Votes: Netn10, Sagharri

Wave of Plenty rgw
Instant (U)
Create a Food token, a Treasure token, and a Map token. Then populate.

[netn10]

Votes: Rithaniel, bravelion83

Inevitability 2UU
Enchantment Creature — Avatar (Rare)
Impending 3—UU (You may cast this spell for its Impending cost. If you do, it enters the battlefield with three immaterial counters on it. As long as it has an immaterial counter, it isn't a creature. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an immaterial counter from this permenant.)
Permenant spells you cast have impending 3—1UU
Non-permenant spells you cast have suspend 3—1UU
4/5

[Rithaniel]

Votes: Indighost, Sagharri

Rite of the Lonely
Sorcery R
Kicker
Exile each creature with mana value 3 or less. Return those creatures to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. You gain life equal to the number of creatures exiled this way if and/or was spent to cast this spell.
If Rite of the Lonely was kicked, for each creature exiled this way, create a token that's a copy of it. Those tokens gain haste. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.

[Sagharri]

Votes: netn10, bravelion83

Word of Authority
Instant (Uncommon)
Counter target spell unless its controller pays . If you're the monarch, counter that spell instead.
When you sit on a throne, people are more willing to listen to what you have to say.

[KB52665]

Votes: bravelion, Indighost

The Moxenforge
Legendary Artifact (M)
As long as you haven't played a land this turn and The Moxenforge is on the battlefield or in your hand, it's a land in addition to its other types and has no mana cost.
Once during each of your turns, if The Moxenforge is a land, you may cast an artifact spell from your hand without paying its mana cost if it has a mana ability.

[bravelion83]

June 28th thread up in a few minutes.