New Challenge Every Day - July 2nd: "[This permanent] can't"

[void_nothing]

Today's Challenge: "[This permanent] can't"

.::To Enter::.
In a single post:

• Name exactly two other players to vote for their entries for the previous challenge. (In the event that there are two or fewer entries that you are allowed to vote for, you may vote for only one.)

• Make a card that fits the current challenge.

• Include an "If I Win" (IIW) for tomorrow's challenge if you win.

Each day we use the challenge of the previous day's winner. In the case of a tie, we'll use the IIW of the tied player who has least overall points. In case of a further tie, the IIW of the earlier poster will be used.

.::Scoring::.

EsperCormorant 92 (+1)
netn10 69 (+2)
shullz 66 (+0)
void_nothing 65 (+2)
xyz1Official 57 (+6)
somedue1019 39 (+1)
Arksight101 29
KB52665 28 (+4)
folding_music 20
Alchemist 19 (+2)
JovialJovian 13
Komandon 11
Peazful 9
Wren 4
HexBolt0505 4
AntGamerG0D 3
V200 3
LandellXil0cent 2
Theplanesmaster 1
OneAndOnly 1
Darkfire1793 0
Hello_There 0

.::Note of the Day::.

It has been @EsperCormorant's month through and through as they become June's champion with a very impressive score. Averaging 3+ points per day in a contest that has no bonus points is no small feat. The scoreboard will reset tomorrow and everyone will once again have an equal chance to win July!

.::Yesterday's Submissions::.

Lands that don't enter tapped

Votes: netn10, xyz1Official
(I'm in the Duskmourn mood, so here's a Horror-style card.)

IIW: Your idea on what the Duskmourn: House Of Horrors Room mechanic will be

Votes: xyz1Official, Alchemist (clever to combine myriad with a lost-the-game trigger to compensate for its reduced power)



IIW: Fabricate

Votes: xyz1Official, netn10



IIW: Turn an existing cute/wholesome card into a scary card OR turn an existing scary card into a cute/wholesome card.

Votes: void_nothing, KB52665

IIW: Return to Kylem

Votes: xyz1Official, void_nothing


I finally was able to complete my Star Trek commander precon deck here, so I celebrated by making this entry.

IIW: Weird and Unusual Clone Effects

Votes: KB52665, somedue1019

Jund's Unsatisfied Maw
Land (Rare)
T: Add B, R or G.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on Jund's Unsatisfied Maw and until end of turn, it becomes a 0/0 Hellion creature that's black, red and green. If you don't, sacrifice Jund's Unsatisfied Maw.

IIW: Maro's Bloomburrow teaser

Votes: KB52665, xyz1Official



IIW: Universes Beyond: The Song of Westeros

Votes: KB52665, xyz1Official

Garruk, Plowshare Farmer
Legendary Creature- Human Citizen (R)
Lifelink, Trample
When a land enters the battlefield untapped, you and that lands controller each make 1 mana of a type that land could produce.
6/8
In another time, Garruk may have inherited his father's farm, and turned his latent spark to it's management.

IIW: If My Spark Never Ignited.

Votes: EsperCormorant, Alchemist

Tidehollow Hub
Land (R)
T: Add C.
T: Add W or B. Spend this mana only to cast a blue spell or activate an ability from a blue source.
2U, T: Target artifact you control phases out.

IIW: Deathtouch matters

[somedue1019]

Votes: shullz, void_nothing



IIW: New keyword that has the best chance of becoming evergreen

[Arksight101]

Votes: EsperCormorant, void_nothing
(I'm feeling very... Bloomburrow. So here's my submission.)


IIW: A custom Calamity Beast for Bloomburrow

[shullz]

Votes: Arksight101, netn10
Honorable Mention: EsperCormorant



IIW: Sea life outside of the water

[EsperCormorant]

Votes: shullz, somedue1019

Impressionable Youth
Creature - Human Citizen (C)
Impressionable Youth can't attack unless you control an Outlaw.
"Shuddup, ma! I'm gonna hit it big with my new friends, not spend the rest of my days a yellow-bellied shoe-shiner!"
2/2

IIW: Dinosaurs with a second creature type

[Alchemist]

Votes: shullz, EsperCormorant

Xe'anor, the Perfect Paradigm
Legendary Creature- Assembly-Worker Artificer (R)
Xe'anor cant be modified.
When Xe'anor attacks, blocks, or becomes the target of a spell or ability, you may search your library for an artifact or enchantment card with converted mana cost equal to or less than Xe'anor's power and put it on the battlefield.
3/3

IIW: 1 cost Legendary

[netn10]

Votes: somedue1019, void_nothing

Greedy Lore-Collector
Creature - Otter Pirate (Rare)
Greedy Lore-Collector can't attack unless you cast three or more Instant and sorcery spells this turn.
Whenever Greedy Lore-Collector attacks, discard your hand, then draw seven cards, then discard any number of cards, then draw that many cards.
3/3

IIW: Bloomburrow-flavored cat or dog

[void_nothing]

Votes: shullz, AntGamerG0D

Hacking Homunculus 1U
Creature - Homunculus (U)
Hacking Homunculus can't be blocked except by transformed creatures.
3R, T: Transform target permanent. Transform it again at the beginning of the next end step.
2/1

IIW: Megamorph